Feel free to participate.
A story.
Add 5 words at a time.
Make them bold so that if you type in any thing else, we know it's not part of the story. Remember, only 5 words at a time. Allow for at least 7 posts before you make your next one. (In other words, after you make a post, let 7 other posts be made before your next one.)
Let's get creative!
I'll get it started...
Once upon a time there
Update:
Once upon a time there lived a brazen and shameless, well clothed nudist. He loved to play with his throbbing toe. He would stick it into a pot full of warm, sticky and slightly salty sea men. Well sailors actually...
One day his toe was growing legs. It ran away.
"Dear God!" He shouted "What about the olives??!"
But it didn't matter, because they had clean socks and a supply of crispy duck spring rolls. These had been specially imported in pink and fluffy boxes specially modified to disguise a long, firm and violently vibrating sausage, a big hairy sausage. So away went the toe. To the airport, where
it found its long lost sister, who was a stripper. She had some rather large
tits. She got into his trousers to check for a quirky alternative to the common
Also... repeats and non-story-adding posts do not count for the seven in between.
Please no innuendo bingo's on this, since people are trying to be funny.
